Good news! Will received today an email from Charles Kenton who allegedly is an editorial assistant at Knopf/Doubleday, one of the publishers that Will sent a concept paper and it included the words "interested" and "the section titled kindergarten naps with benefits". Will was looking at a still from last night's Mad Men where Sally and Glen were gazing at the buffalo family? grazing and he thought to himself "Hot Shit!" Charles wanted some detail on what the benefits are when one is taking a nap in kindergarten and Will knew at once that the section titles that he labored to be hook-worthy indeed were. Immediately he hit Reply and offered the following:

The nap room in my kindergarten was down the hall in the basement and was a room filled with cots. Miss Wittefield would lead us to the room and we'd all lie on the cots in the room with the lights off until she returned later to lead us back to the sandbox and the blocks. Here's what kept my frantic fear of the dark plus my mommy issues from causing a mental breakdown - I napped next to my neighbor and nurse from playing doctor and while we were supposed to be napping, I was in the cot next to her and had my hand in her panties the whole frightful time until Wittefield returned. Tell me that's not a "benefit" by today's standards and I'll rename this section. Regards, Will. And I mean that.