Dreamland ______________________________________JUN2012

Today we'll be discussing The Reformation of a BOMAPEHHV. To refresh, you'll recall a BOMAPEHHV is a bald overweight middle-age premature ejaculator hung like Herve Villechaize. You're now looking at a one-time BOMAPEHHV who has been transformed into a GLLAT - a geezer who loves like a teenager. This didn't occur overnight and if 18 years is representative the rebirth is long lasting. In the next 17 minutes we can determined what necessitated the metamorphosis by highlighing the indicators of bomapehhvry then pinpoint the exact time and the influencing factor(s) when the transmutation started and then if we have time, what it's like to be a GLATT instead of a BOMAPEHHV. So one day you may look into the bathroom mirror having just fired one off too quickly and looking back at you is a tired guy in his 40s with a face drooping like his spent unit hanging lifelessly where the legs meet. Where did all the bombast go? The hair? The joie de vivre? Well as life sometimes turns, you are transported to where Sherman scorched the earth but this moment is reserved for the face of Venus shining her smile right at you and it's Bye-bye BOMAPEHHV. The re-masculation begins, the testosterone flows, the rocket becomes Atlas-like and Venus lives within and resounds. I'm almost out of time but lying in bed watching TED with the head ready to embed and thread like a moped that says shed all aged, 'nuff said,