Godfrey was not a Renaissance Man; au contraire, he was more like the dog licking his balls. He always probed his limits from the time he was a pre-schooler and thusly always found the line where his toes extended the precipices but never dangled over them precipitously. He looked like Ireland Baldwin would look like if she was born with a dick (AKA male) and his looks never misled anyone who got to know him first hand, then knew they were in the presence of a genuine gagootz of non-Italian lineage. God, as all in his close circle called him, loved to describe himself as a Cartesian and a Keynesian to direct them to his Dusseldorf beer demeanor and distract them at the same time from his nebbishness. God drew much from his early fascination with David and Bathsheba, dropping him squarely on the path of See Me, Touch Me, Feel Me. Wouldn't you know then that babysitters and scaliwags notwithstanding, God was headed directly to Chantel, an awestruck libidinous lamb whose very existence was designed to make God the consort of the Creator that he was fated, he was destined, he was so lucky to be guaranteed to be put in Chantel's lap. She was often confused for Elizabeth Hurley until she spoke with the elegance of Hubba-hubba and enraptured the listener without varying a drop from her personna. God meets Chantel, Chantel meets God and torridarity ensues. No more narration is needed here except to say that if you hear a clinking sound, it's all about life, love and her.( and you'll notice no cone around God's neck).

The reviews are in:Here's one ---- Godfrey and Chantel are just another two characters, lacking understandable construction, loosely patterned after your Zelda, your Holden, your Ichabod Mudd with two Ds. These retina-raping rack-ignoring reverberations exhume so much time even though they're only a page or two. Maybe it's the cacaphony of the word choices but my take is that any subsequent expansion of Godfrey and Chantel should be aborted. Isn't that sweet? A guy goes all barf and spit over a sweet lovely hook up when the intent was to make the disturbed contrarian see how adorable and area warming watching two lovely misfits who fit exactly really is.