Viveca was a bountiful woman, so generous, so completed yet ever so mystified about her endless contradictions whenever she locked on to important decisions on her byzantine plate of carmine red with mocha trim. Viv felt she lacked conviction or assertiveness at just the wrong moments when decisiveness and assurance were needed. Undaunted, Viv sought the advice of her old bud Will, a rock amid the dust, a bon vivant and former lothario who never shied from advising Viv throughout the years of their friendship. Will demanded Viv to visit the Logic Center and be blown again over by the selection of CTAs (critical thinking augmenters) from which she could pick-up a boutique quality bolt on and test drive that sucker like a salsa dancer with an erection in a leather chaps store. Off she went and soon found herself getting her first look at The Vertical, a model that closely mimics all the linear logical paths acquired at There She Rote. Viv put that one down looking for something she hadn't already mastered. The peddler man then handed her The Circular, touting it's popularity among kool-aid drinkers and wearers of three pointed hats. "You're never wrong when this baby's triggering your thoughts", the peddler articulated robotically. Viv liked that idea but something about it gave her the Fox News agita so she looked on and asked what the product was that was wrapped in burlap and placed behind a big box with a picture of Paul Rudd featured prominently. "Oh, that's The Lateral", peddler man whispered "it's the one model we can't keep in stock more than a day or two". Viv thought about her Google TV and how she almost passed that up because of shitty reviews, so she said "I'll take it" pointing to The Vertical. We could dazzle you with the details of Viveca's test drive but here's what says it all about her new cognition factors - she's leveraged her one woman dialogue which was SRO off-Broadway into a network weekly com/drama,Viv's ID praised by critic Trey Bender as a cross between Curb Your Enthusiasm and Balls before Shawls featuring Viv jockeying among the three possibilities of how-can-I-get-there and never failing to make it into the victory circle. Crazy what a little moo-ment does for you.