Science is whatever we want it to be
~ Dr. Leo Spaceman, 30 Rock

Funniest thing today after reviewing the "Clint Eastwood talking to a chair" was that the Democratic convention will feature Robert Duvall talking to a futon. The amount of crap is equal to the crap you can stand. One man's unpaid internship is another's market feature. Today I actually thought "Uncle Tony was a white supremacist and was one of the best people in my whole life, so, ergo, not all white supremacists are evil." Let's check-in with our reporter Faye Kydee in Camp Williams, UT where the largest data center, twice as large as the U.S. Capitol, over 1 million sq.ft., is under construction, "Faye, underwired or sports bra?" "Will, you ignorant slut, this data center will be able to store every conceivable data element known to mankind, including this piece of crap that you're posting" Sorry, Faye - we've lost our line to you maybe later we can pick up where your pantyline ends up. If dick pills started out as heart medication, is there any chance that mirror neurons (a neuron that fires both when an animal acts and when the animal observes the same action performed by another) plus our inate ability of pattern recognition might be the key to elevating us above breast implantation for fun and profit? Jesus wants me for a sunbeam and here's the rub - my radiance sometimes dims the light of forgiveness but usually emphasizes the Boink, in the name 3 people - who would you kill, who would you boink and who would you marry? It's a flaw - I realize that whomever you contemplate, you ______________. End here.